Humor, British Petroleum, Blog.
B.P. Good one. You spend billions of dollars and you spill it in our ocean? Well, why don’t you just search somebody’s yard for oil, and put an oil rig in their bathtub! You would not have to put so much money into it! It would cost you about twenty dollars, and it would be easy to maintain! The only problem would be the fire! You would have to have a hose, actually, It would be very easy. Just Get a cup of water, from the sink! You would have to keep your pet bird out of the water though! But if you want a challenge, go to a hotel, you HATE and put a rig in the pool. just simply cut the pipe, and let the oil flow! But this tanker, for the pool, would cost about 70$. Make sure you do NOT put the fire out! The first thing you want to see: The oil spill getting cleaned up. The last thing you want to see: An oil rig that does not look to good, in your favorite aquarium.(If you like aquariums.)
